“Death by Exploding Can of Whipped Cream”

Yesterday morning my wife informed me that French fitness model Rebecca Burger passed away. I have no idea who Rebecca Burger is (or was).

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What was shocking was how she passed away. She was murdered by an exploding can of whipped cream! What?! I then began to do my own investigation into this and typed in the Google search bar “Death by exploding…”. Then it happened. Imagine my surprise to learn that whipped cream cans aren’t the only unassuming exploding things taking lives out there.

Death by exploding chewing gum! A Ukraine student blew off the lower part of his jaw and died from chewing gum. (Reports say that he dipped the chewing gum in an explosive substance on accident which begs the question… who has exploding substances just laying around?)

Death by exploding cell phone! A man in china had an artery in his neck severed when his cell phone exploded while he was talking on it. (Just another reason to NOT call your mother.)

Death by exploding breast implants! Let’s just forget that one popped up on the list. (Get it? Popped?)

Death by exploding bladder! Don’t ever hold your bladder! That’s what I tell everyone. It’s a matter of life and death now.

What have we learned folks? Ummmm, I don’t know. Get your whipped cream in a tub and not a can. Something like that.


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